If i were the last person on earth I would initially freak out. Once the shock wore off I then have some fun. I would need a car to get around so the only obvious solution would be to drive to Colorado and steal a ferarri. Once i have the car i would go to Water World. It's a water park so I wouldn't need anyone to operate the rides. Then i would need some food so i would hit up Jimmy Johns. I figured I could make one of their sandwiches.
Once the fun got old i would start to get lonely so I'm going to need a friend. The only logical thing to do would be to break into the zoo and steal a monkey. Yes, the monkey and I would have a great time....unless it turned on me. I better get a stun gun or some sort of animal tranquilizer. You know what...the monkey is definitely going to turn on me so i better go with a less threatening animal, maybe a penguin.
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